29 April 2009

This is not an answering machine, this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call. And thank you so much for waiting.

16 April 2009

15 April 2009

"Your ability to forgive and forget is nearly limitless -- except when it comes to the few biggies. You know the times, when your heart got trampled on and kicked to the curb? Ease up on the past; let go of the anger."

13 April 2009